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Tonight is a reality TV whore’s dream; premiers of the 3rd season of The Rachel Zoe Project and Bad Girls Club Miami.

The Rachel Zoe Project, is a Bravo reality TV show which basically shows celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe managing her company. She travels, she shops for fabulous clothes, attends fashion shows, manages her employees, styles her celebrity clients and shops some more. This show interests me because frankly I love all Bravo shows; Andy Cohen is a producing genius. But before the show aired I knew of Rachel Zoe and I also like fashion and this show is heavy on fashion. So if you are a fashionista reality TV whore tune into the RZP on Bravo tonight at 10/9 central.

I just started watching the Bad Girls Club last season after being harassed by Mindy and hearing so much about Natalie Nunn. I run LA! And I must admit I was fairly impressed with the show. I don’t know why I like this show, I guess for the same reasons I like Jersey Shore; pure entertainment. The past seasons have been filmed in L.A. but this season is in my Miami so I will definitely be tuning in. I wonder if there is another Natalie or Pop off! on this season. One can only hope. The BGC airs tonight on Oxygen at 9pm et/pt.

Real Kids of New Jersey

We love Joe (Teresa's husband)

This super cute and funny parody of the RHONJ has been making its way around the innanet. The spoof features kids reenacting the infamous episode where Danielle goes to Kim V’s fashion show and gets into a verbal confrontation with Teresa and gets her weave yanked by Ashley.

It can be viewed here http://www.metacafe.com/watch/bg-5007094/kids_reenact_bravo_tvs_real_housewives_of_new_jersey/

Mini Teresa and Danielle are my favs. Spot on!

I’ll Snatch Ya Wig Off

Apparently the Real Housewives of Atlanta were in my city this weekend (Miami) and I missed them :-(. But conveniently, Thomas Kramer, a real estate investor who is on my facebook , hosted them at his Star Island mansion and he took pics.

Are Kim and Thomas holding hands???
Open your eyes boo

These pictures bring up a few questions: Is Thomas the newest housewife? Is Kim dating Thomas? What happened to Big Poppa (Lee Najjar)?

Well, the original Big Poppa is a real estate developer in Atlanta and Thomas Kramer is a real estate developer in Miami so…

I guess all will be revealed during the 3rd season of RHOA which will air this fall.

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Happy Wife, Happy Life

Me pushing Teresa's book

A couple of days ago my friend, who is obsessed with reality television even more than me, informed me that Teresa Giudice (Real Housewives of NJ) would be at Books and Books on Lincoln Road, signing copies of her cook book, Skinny Italian.  I must admit that out of all the RHONJ housewives Danielle is my favorite because she is bat shit crazy! Nonetheless, I decided to accompany my friend to the book signing as a supportive friend and to catch a glimpse of the table flipping, prostitute-whore screaming Goddess that is Teresa Giudice. 

The book signing was at 5:00 pm and we arrived at Books and Books at 4:00 pm expecting a moderate turnout. 

 

When we got there the line was fairly short. Here’s a pic of the loyal fans who were in the front of the line. 

 

We decided not to wait in line and set up shop in a chair that was right by where Teresa would be signing books; we had the best seat in the house. True to her nature, of always being late, she arrived at her book signing at 5:30 pm and when she did all the guidos, guidettes and gays went crazy! 

 

We love Joe (Teresa's husband)

My friend who is a native New Jerseyer and Teresa SuperFan was in awe of the Italian princess.

Teresa is amazing

Per my friend’s request, we stayed at the book signing the whole hour and a half that Teresa was there. Finally at 7:00 pm it was our turn! 

You can tell who the SuperFan is

 

My friend got to talk to Teresa for a whole 2 minutes and she told her how much she loved her, how she is from NJ and how she pre-ordered her book. Unfortunately, my friend didn’t have the book with her and Teresa in her Jersey accent asked, “Do you want me to sign sumthin?”. Luckily we had a blank piece of paper so we got her to sign that and we were on our way. 

My life is complete

I must say that Teresa is much prettier in person and she was a TOTAL sweetheart. My friend has her book and she says that the recipes are really easy to follow and are actually good. Also, she was wearing a really nice pair of Louboutins and a million carat bracelet. So, she definitely did not look like she was going through bankruptcy… or maybe that is how she got there. 

Raw footage of the Italian Princess with her guidettes. 

 For my friend’s account of this day head over to http://blogalicioustimes.blogspot.com/